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Jake and Amir Contest Entry

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May. 17th, 2010 | 10:44 pm

(Jake’s phone begins to ring)



Jake: (picks up) Hello?



Amir: JAKE! Don’t hang up.



Jake: Where the hell are you? You should have been here 6 hours ago.



Amir: Ah. Yeeeeees. Well. I’m, in Iceland. There’s a fire, uh, lots of... voltage... back in the atmosphere.



Jake: You mean volcanic ash? And it’s not a fire, they’re volcanic eruptions beneath a glacier.



Amir: A glacier that I’m standing on.



Jake: Not true. And even if it was true, how did you get there?



Amir: Easy. Train.



Jake: You can’t get from New York to Iceland on a train.



Amir: Pretty sure I can. Anyway. It’s cold enough to be Iceland here.



Jake: I thought you said you were standing on top of a volcano? So you’re not in Iceland, then.



Amir: Ah, freak. Uh. I meant I was standing beside it, so, in conjunction, it’s colder (hear toilet flush in background, stall door opening)



Jake: Still not true. Was that a toilet?



Amir: No. That was the erosions... uh, the Ear-odeon’s... the... (hear tap running)



Jake: Amir, are you calling me from the bathroom?



Amir: Yeeeeeees.



Jake: I’m hanging up now.



Amir: NO! (appears beside Jake at his desk)



Jake: (closes phone) Seriously?



Amir: Can I borrow your shirt? I didn’t have time to wipe my hands off.

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from: fly_again_hero
date: May. 18th, 2010 02:52 am (UTC)
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lol that was funny! I burst out laughing at Easy. Train.

good luck! :D

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from: ashtraylips
date: May. 18th, 2010 04:32 am (UTC)
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thanks!

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from: wacegram
date: Apr. 8th, 2011 08:24 pm (UTC)
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from: rotineb
date: Oct. 31st, 2011 06:10 pm (UTC)
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Great post! I wish you could follow up on this topic!

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from: ashtraylips
date: Nov. 14th, 2011 06:29 am (UTC)
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Many thanks!

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